Tuesday, March 16, 2010

My Condolences to the Innocent Victims

Warning! Due to the violent nature of this post, please be advised that some content may not be suitable for those who are weak in the stomach.

Thank You!

This is one of my favorite cashmere sweaters. Do you see the problem here?

No? Well let me make it a bit more obvious with red, shant we?

Yet again, another victim in my home from the evil workings of the feenite. She has a signature move in all of her serial killings. She leaves holes the size of a silver dollar with saliva encrusted rings. This is not the first casualty. The first death was of my "holy underwear/pajammies" as Shawn at my work calls them. Yep, a big o'l hole in the back.

Why? Why must innocent expensive clothes have to die like this?

Why is my sweater now creeping me out with it's evil red eye's!!

Yeah, it stays in another closet now!

As I was taking shots of the victims, the perpetrator came back for more. Apparently, the job wasn't done!

Would you like that served with a plate of fava beans and Chianti? fmph, fmph, fmph!

Next, I was taking a picture of some birds that I found at the DI last week. I want to spray paint them a different color and may even make some glitter.

No sooner after I had taken the picture, a flying white mass soared across the front of me, knocking the innocent bird to the ground.
Oh, the feenite was on the prowl. She is hungry for more!

No, little birdie! Escape the jaws of death! RUN! RUN!

Oh, the HUMANITY! It's like watching Planet Earth!

We just can't have nice things around here! I swear! Bird is done. Now I only have 11 birds to paint. Dang it!

So, I have made this poster and I am hanging it all around my neighborhood.
Watch out! She bites and don't wear any nice clothing when you go looking for her. Or maybe you do?


Julie Harward said...

LOL...that was so cute and funny! She is one beautiful cat, I wouldn't trade her for the sweater or the birds..all of them! Thanks for the funnies today. Come say hi :D

Ann Marie said...

Ha-ha.. the wanted poster is a crack up!

Seriously.. I have never seen a cat eat a sweater.

That is so weird.

May the sweater and birdie RIP.

Jenice Henrie said...

Now you can give her your sweater as a chew toy and hopefully she will leave other things alone. Apparently she loves you so much that she chews up your clothes.

Jenice Henrie said...

PS That is a great picture of her on the wanted poster.

Heather said...

I can't believe it ate your sweater! How sad!!

I love the poster!! LOL!!!

The Dorsey's said...

I fell off the bed laughing as I read your post. This seriously made my day. I love the wanted poster!

I was cleaning out the back of my closet and I thought I found a black shirt I didn't know I had.... It was actually an old cream shirt that became a cat bed.

Luckily she does not go outside, there is nothing like feeling a wet live bird with your toes in the middle of the night ;)

heather said...

Exactly why I don't have a cat. I'd probably kill it. Then I'd feel really guilty.

Julie Harward said...

Have a great day at the Manti T. We serve there on friday's! It would have been so fun to see you there! :D

{Mo} said...

THAT is exactly why my cat/cats live outside! So, so sorry :(


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